What's New

What's New

Thank You from HCM Farm Services - May/08

Hugh, Nathan and the Staff at HCM Farm Services would like to thank all of the people who came out to the Trade Shows this spring to look at our fine products.  You, Our Customers, are what really make our business successful.  Thank You!

Aerway Product Dealer

HCM Farm Services is proud to announce that we are now a dealer for Aerway Products.

AerWay®'s Advanced Aeration Systems offer a range of solutions for today's farming and turfgrass management professional.

For two decades, thousands of users have chosen AerWay® Ag Systems to improve their soil, reduce input costs and improve yields.

AerWay® applications include Hay & Pasture, Row Crop, Minimum Till, Horticulture and Manure Management.

Effective aeration - where you need it - when you need it.

Visit the Aerway products site to find out more...

TYM 700 Tractor

HCM Farm Services is proud to announce that we are now a dealer for TYM Tractors.

A TYM tractor takes everything in its stride and performs as good as it looks. TYM provides exceptional quality and value for money in one unbeatable package. So when you need something you can truly rely on, the answer is simple - the answer is TYM!

*5-Year Warranty

Years 1-3 bumper-to-bumper Parts and Labor
4th Year Parts and Labor on Drive Train only
5th Year Drive Train Parts only ($200.00 deductible per claim)
Limited to 3000 Hours
Batteries and Tires are warranted by Manufacturer
Excludes all Fleet and Rental Sales
Transferable one time for $250.00

Visit the TYM Tractor site... or visit our database

Farming Humor

A duck walks into a bar...

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Free drinks for everybody...

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again, goes up to the bartender and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk comes in and says, "Drinks all around, except for you bartender!"
"What, no drink for me?" asks the bartender.
"No way...you get violent when you drink."

10 O'Clock Tee Time...

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said:
"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."